books about: stupidest (page-a-day decisions)

books about: stupidest

books:

The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar 2010
Ross Petras, Kathryn Petras

Workman Publishing Company, 2009

Oh, the stupidity! The #1 bestselling black-and-white Page-A-Day calendar is back with more hilarious celebrity gaffes, bureaucratic idiocy, malapropisms, and d'oh! moments. Outrageous excuses for not serving in Vietnam: "So many minority youths had volunteered...that there was literally no room for patriotic folks like myself" (former congressman Tom DeLay). Plus strange headlines, badly thought-out business names ( Titanic Tours & Travel ), ...

The Stupidest Animal

1 review
Gary M. A. Anello

CreateSpace, 2009

Anello's "Animal" A Quirky Success!
New author Gary M. A. Anello's publication "The Stupidest Animal of All" is a must-read for children and adults alike. Under their teacher's guidance,a classroom of inquisitive students attempts to guess which creature is indeed the dumbest on earth. From sloth to slug, pandas to peacocks, the kids try and try to find the answer to wily teacher Miss Berry's question. The surprise ending is both ...

776 Stupidest Things Ever Said

10 reviews
Ross Petras, Kathryn Petras

Main Street Books, 1993

..I LIKED ESPECIALLY THE POLITICIANS WORDS
OK......P.104 RON REAGAN P130 RON REAGAN ON NUCLEAR WAR!!!!! P46 NIXON,,,ALSO TED KENNEDY I DIDNT LIKED THE PREDICTABLE...YOGI BERRA AND SOME SHOW BIZ QUOTES

The World's Stupidest Laws
David Crombie

I Books, 2005

In Australia, it is illegal to read someone's tarot or give them a psychic reading, as these are forms of witchcraft. In Singapore, you may not walk around your house while naked, as this is considered to be a form of pornography. In the USA, in the state of Arkansas, alligators may not be kept in the bath, and in Iowa, kisses may last for a maximum of five minutes. The World's Stupidest Laws is essential reading for anyone who's ever been ...

The 267 Stupidest Things Republicans Ever Said/ The 267 Stupidest Things Democrats Ever Said

15 reviews
Ted Rueter

Three Rivers Press, 2000

WRITE ON........DAN QUAYLE
Dan Quayle, addressing representatives of the United Negro College Fund : "What a waste it is to lose one's mind -- or not to have a mind. How true that is." --. He garbled their, "A mind is a terrible thing to waste."!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAN SHOULD KNOW,,,EH? It has some of the best gaffes, and stupid remarks that politicians have ever said. REMEMBER THESE ARE THE GUYS AND ...

The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar 2009 (Original Page a Day Calendars)

7 reviews
Kathryn Petras, Ross Petras

Workman Publishing Company, 2008

Hilarious, brings a smile or hearty laugh nearly every day
I have ordered these calendars for several years and have enjoyed every one. The items are always funny and some are downright hilarious. It brings a smile to my face even on the toughest and most stressful days at work. This year's calendar is as good as any in the past and has already brought me and my co-workers many hearty laughs. My thanks to those who generate this calendar every year.

The Stupidest Things Ever Said by Politicians

11 reviews
Ross Petras, Kathryn Petras

Pocket, 1999

Very funny, which is very scary
Sure, we know how dumb things find a way to get into our politicians' mouths (Monica excluded), but this very funny book just shows how repeatedly dumb some politicians can be. Although I am Republican, I found most of the humor in Dan Quayle's quotes, of which there are many. The scary thing is we continue to elect these people to office to represent and lead us. Makes you think.

The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

165 reviews
Christopher Moore

William Morrow, 2005

Miracle of Miracles
Christopher Moore is truly in a world of his own, even if the world he creates in his writing is all too like our own. With "The Stupidest Angel" Moore revisits Pine Cove, California for an unusual tale of Christmas festivities. Many characters from earlier books appear, but one doesn't need to be familiar with those earlier works to appreciate this one. The story begins the week before ...

The World's Stupidest Signs (The World's Stupidest series)
Michael O'Mara Books UK

Michael O'Mara, 2006

This collection of the world's stupidest signs includes classic signs from every location and for every occassion. On a cruise ship, a sign warns "Please do not lean on the widow," and in a hotel, "A sports jacket may be worn to dinner, but not trousers." In a London department store you will find the "Bargain basement upstairs," and in a laundromat people are asked to "Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out."

More of the World's Stupidest Signs (The World's Stupidest S.)

1 review

Michael Omara, 2003

Gave me a bellyache
For all words' lovers, this one's for you! As much as I like an evocative and poetic turn of phrase, it's entertaining to check out the other end of the spectrum... and this book definitively is it! I found in there the worst cases of "That-Did-Not-Come-Out-As-I-Intended" that I ever saw. Hi! Hi! Laugh away!

Remove Child Before Folding: The 101 Stupidest, Silliest, and Wackiest Warning Labels Ever

8 reviews
Bob Dorigo Jones

Grand Central Publishing, 2007

great as a gift
Hilarious! I originally bought this for myself and liked it so much that I bought 2 more as Christmas gifts.

The World's Stupidest Headlines (The World's Stupidest series)
Michael O'Mara Books UK

Michael O'Mara, 2005

Time, or the lack of it, is a crucial factor in the world of newspaper headlines, but sometimes it pays to take a step back and read those headlines one last time before giving the order to start the presses rolling. The World's Stupidest Headlines is a hilarious collection of more than 300 of the most ludicrous examples ever to appear in print, and takes a riotously funny view of stupid headlines that slipped through the net. Actual headlines ...

The World's Stupidest Criminals
Rhian Mckay

I Books, 2005

Ever been tempted by a life of crime? As the stories in this hilarious collection illustrate, unless you are a lot smarter than the average law-breaker, it may not be such a good idea. Whether storming into a bank having forgotten to put eyeholes in the bag they were using as a disguise, or writing their ransom demand on the back of their own parole card, some dumb criminals give crimefighters a far too easy time. This gut-busting assortment ...

Rob Neyer's Big Book of Baseball Blunders: A Complete Guide to the Worst Decisions and Stupidest Moments in ...

15 reviews
Rob Neyer

Fireside, 2006

A baseball fan's delight
Rob Neyer's book of baseball blunders is sure to please any baseball fan with a sense of history. Neyer analyzes 50 trades and decisions from 1917 through 2003. They range from well-known events such as Grady Little's decision to lift Pedro Martinez in the eighth inning of the 2003 American League Championship series and the trade of Roger Maris from the Kansas City Athletics to the New York ...

The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar 2008 (Page-A-Day Calendars)

4 reviews
Kathryn Petras, Ross Petras

Workman Publishing Company, 2007

Hilarious, as always
I have purchased these calendars for several years and they always bring a smile to my day. Some of the statements are side-splitting. Well worth the few pennies they ask for this annual gem.

The Stupidest Angel:A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror
C.Moore

William-Morrow,2005,, 2005

Dim Wit: The Funniest, Stupidest Things Ever Said
Rosemarie Jarski

Ebury Press, 2008

They misunderestimated me' George W. Bush. Einstein said only two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity. So in deference to the dumbing down of our culture, comes Dim Wit - a collection of the most jaw-droppingly stupid things ever said. The cast includes every famous foot-in-mouther from George W Bush to Prince Philip, Paris Hilton to Jade Goody, not to mention hundreds of unsung idiots plucked from villages the world over. ...

Dim Wit: The Stupidest Quotes of All Time
Rosemarie Jarski

Ulysses Press, 2009

From Muhammad Ali to Frank Zappa, everyone says something stupid now and again. Dim Wit covers the most hilarious headlines, amusing malapropisms, mucking fuddled phrases, and verbal mishaps ever uttered by a public figure. This is an entertaining read for sharing among friends and family or just having a laugh before bedtime. Adventures in blunderland are not limited to the spoken word. Missteps of classic literature and befuddling newspaper ...

The World's Stupidest Signs (Humour)
Michael O'Mara

Michael O'Mara Books Ltd, 2000

Gathered from offices, hotels, shops and roadsides, this collection of seemingly ridiculous signs offers such examples as: "Elephants please stay in your car"; "If you cannot read this, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons"; and "Bargain basement upstairs".