because you were meaning to quit your job and alienate you neighbors anyway | Do Unto Others: 1000 Hilarious Ways to Screw with People's Heads | Justin Heimberg, David Gomberg
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Do Unto Others: 1000 Hilarious Ways to Screw with People's Heads
Justin Heimberg
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David Gomberg
St. Martin's Griffin
, 2000 - 144 pages
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highly recommended
In appreciation of the unexpected!
Nonsense, though usually an annoyance, has proven itself to be quite useful. Nonsense breaks the monotony and stale routine of day to day life. It makes things interesting. It's only an annoyance when you are on the receiving end. When delivering, nonsense is a powerful tool for humor, manipulation, and self-entertainment. And that's where this book finds its place in the world.
Everyday (and not-so-everyday) situations can be turned into memorble events with a little help from this book. Learn the most innapropriate yet humorous gobbledygook to spout when things take a turn into Dullsville. For example- Things to Do to Annoy Alex Trebek if You're on Jeopardy: 1.)Phrase answers in unconventional question forms: "Is it..."; "Would it happen to be..."; "Do you suppose maybe it is..."; "What in the Sam Hill is..." 3.) Call Alex "Wink." 6.) Answer, "What is a pompous Canadian who over-articulates?"
An excellent springboard for wacky ideas, this book should leave you with a general appreciation for amphigory and knowledge of how to apply it into your life.
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Seriously funny
Very, very funny little book for those with a quirky sense of humor on what not to do in social situations. Maybe not for everyone, but it may make you giggle into a mild sweat the whole length of an airplane ride.
because you were meaning to quit your job and alienate you neighbors anyway
This is a pretty small unassuming book-shaped-object (about the size of a cd case and only about 100 pages long) but it certainly packs a wallop.
It's basically a collection of lists of asinine things you can do to make certain situations a tab bit more interesting for you and loads more uncomfortable for
others
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Very funny. Even if you decided you don't want to be exiled from polite society and thereby refrain from doing any suggested activity in the book, it's lots of fun to *imagine* yourself doing them.
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From the authors of Would You Rather, comes Do
Unto
Others
, A Life's Little Instruction Book for those looking to add a little lunacy to their lives.With over 1,000 off-the-wall things to do in over 50 locations (churchs, shopping malls, public bathrooms, etc.), Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg have created a laugh-a-minute guide to disturbing and disgusting those around you.Here are some sample suggestions:Things to Do During a Job Interview--Answer all questions in interpretive dance--If they ask... "So Where Are you From?" You answer... "I'm probably the creation of some insane wizard." Fun Things to Do in a Mall--At the bookstore, hang out in self-help section, hit on vulnerable women. --Offer to pay for things in a) pennies b) acorns c) "tales of adventure"From the outlandish to the absurd, Do Unto Others covers all the bases of how to make the most out of mundane situations.
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