book: If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans

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	• If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans Ann Coulter Crown Forum, 2007 - 288 pages average customer review:based on 360 reviews view larger image
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Lonely stick-woman calls people names, writes another book

It just doesn't stop. What is this, the sixth book by stick-woman? Does it matter? It's the same book, every year. The same shtick, all the time.

I'd like to write a wittier review of this book, but it's difficult. I never bought a Coulter book, I never will. I preview these books along with other pundit offerings in bookstores, reading through them (that's 'reading' through them) until I get that shifting feeling in my stomach that tells me it's time to find a restroom. It's kind of not funny anymore. It's not answerable. You have to be immersed in the current media culture, a funny one where the media themselves take shots at 'the media' and blame liberals or conservatives or other bogeymen, in order to comment on this book in any serious way. How long can this show hold up?

This woman needs something else in her life. She's 46 or 47 now---her alleged lying about her age makes no difference anymore as she's thankfully past the expiration date for having demon spawn. She has no chance of children, which is good for the human race, but it sadly guarantees more trees will die for dozens more books. Her self hatred, deep and deeply masked, is psychically affecting the country in ways we cannot quantify. She is a pathetic little person, educated and rich and completely empty. Anyone who thrives on this kind of controversy and hatred has issues that no bestseller list will solve.

Ann Coulter once said that perhaps women shouldn't vote, since in most recent elections a Republican would have been elected every time if only men voted. Her criticisms of herself don't even make sense. Bizarrely, Ann Coulter herself is proof that women shouldn't vote, go to school (particularly law school), own property, work, or leave the house. That would put the USA on the level of the nations Coulter hates on (invade their countries and blah blah blah), which is another odd twist in her whole act.

Recommended for those just about to go over the edge, or the clinically constipated.

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?Uttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage, otherwise known as ?citing facts,? is the spice of life. When I see the hot spittle flying from their mouths and the veins bulging and pulsing above their eyes, well, that?s when I feel truly alive.?

So begins If Democrats Had Any Brains, They?d Be Republicans, Ann Coulter?s funniest, most devastating, and, yes, most outrageous book to date.

Coulter has become the brightest star in the conservative firmament thanks to her razor-sharp reasoning and biting wit. Of course, practically any time she opens her mouth, liberal elites denounce Ann, insisting that ?She?s gone too far!? and hopefully predicting that this time it will bring a crashing end to her career.

Now you can read all the quotes that have so outraged her enemies and so delighted her legions of fans. More than just the definitive collection of Coulterisms, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They?d Be Republicans includes dozens of brand-new commentaries written by Coulter and hundreds of never-before-published quotations. This is Ann at her best, covering every topic from A to Z. Here you?ll read Coulter?s take on:

? Her politics: ?As far as I?m concerned, I?m a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.?
? Hillary Clinton: ?Hillary wants to be the first woman president, which would also make her the first woman in a Clinton administration to sit behind the desk in the Oval Office instead of under it.?
? The environment: ?God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, ?Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It?s yours.??
? Religion: ?It?s become increasingly difficult to distinguish the pronouncements of the Episcopal Church from the latest Madonna video.?
? Global warming: ?The temperature of the planet has increased about one degree Fahrenheit in the last century. So imagine a summer afternoon when it?s 63 degrees and the next thing you know it?s . . . 64 degrees. Ahhhh!!!! Run for your lives, everybody! Women and children first!?
? Gun control: ?Mass murderers apparently can?t read, since they are constantly shooting up ?gun-free zones.??
? Bill Clinton: ?Bill Clinton?s library is the first one to ever feature an Adults Only section.?
? Illegal aliens: ?I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.?

If Democrats Had Any Brains, They?d Be Republicans is a must-have for anyone who loves (or loves to hate) Ann Coulter.

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