Great | Texas Across the River [VHS] | Dean Martin, Alain Delon

Hilarious | Texas Across the River [VHS] | Dean Martin, Alain Delon

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	• Texas Across the River [VHS] Dean Martin, Alain Delon Universal Studios, 1993 average customer review:based on 19 reviews view larger image
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highly recommended

Longing for DVD

This movie has to rank as one of the funniest under-rated movies in the whole spoof western genre. The incident with the witch doctor, the duel with the chief's son, the flaming arrows, no, I'm not going to tell you what happened. The nude swim in the water hole, and how that girl can fill a wet blanket, (brings a whole new meaning to the phrase}.
This movie MUST MUST MUST be transferred to DVD or many potential fans will miss out and I shall be spitting mad. So, "To the ror, har!"
Tony Edwards

Great

Got this for a friend of mine. Came on time and he enjoyed it very much.

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Hilarious

Ever since I saw this movie as a kid I enjoyed the humor in it. My wife bought it for me again and I watched it for the first time in years recently and still to this day the humor is there. Dean Martin, and his indian companion, along with the commanche indians especially the chief's son makes the movie completely hilarious with the antics that occur. Great movie to purchase and see if you like westerns and humor.

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We Like Rosemary Forsyth!

Hollywood discovered the not so subtle parody western in the mid-60's and produced several that have become true comedy classics; "Support Your Local Sheriff", "Cat Ballou", " The Hallelujah Trail" (1965), and "The Brothers O'Toole". Mel Brooks followed a few years later with "Blazing Saddles", the sub-genre's best ever.

But for each one that has become a classic there are several best-forgotten releases that just didn't work. "Texas Across the River" (1966) is one of the better of these secondary efforts; not a total loss but far short of being the complete package.

I wonder what goes through the mind of a relatively astute 21st century viewer when viewing something like "Texas Across the River" for the first time. My guess is that they would question the basic business sense of Hollywood producers (in not employing better writers) and wonder how anyone could have classified Joey Bishop as a comedian (he actually had his own prime time television comedy series).

Dean Martin (with his basic "Matt Helm" personality) and French actor Alain Delon (it was all the rage for Hollywood to import the latest European heartthrob back then for this type of stuff-Delon was one of the few who have some degree of acting ability) are two parts of a love triangle. Rosemary Forsyth plays their romantic interest. She has very good chemistry with Martin and very little chemistry of any kind with Delon. Fortunately someone had the inspiration to import French actress Tina Aumont to play opposite Delon. She plays his secondary love interest, a beautiful Indian maiden, and their English challenged scenes together are far better because of the shared language challenge.

"Texas Across the River" originally had a running length of 101 minutes and would have greatly benefited from some serious trimming. The running length was padded by old gags giving Jewish personality traits to the Indians. Unfortunately very little (perhaps none) of this stuff is funny. Imagine the least funny 10% of "F Troop's" Hekawi stuff endlessly strung together in the same movie.

Forsyth is the main reason to watch "Texas Across the River". I for one have fallen in love with her Southern Belle character each time I've watched the movie, and it happened again during my last viewing. Definitely on my top 10 list of most pleasing movie heroines.

Then again, what do I know? I'm only a child.

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Someone PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE put on DVD !!

We MUST start a petition to put this on DVD. After mentioning Joey Bishop to someone in conversation, I immediately thought of this movie, TEXAS ACROSS THE RIVER. I went onto Amazon.com to deliberately search for, and order this DVD. Now I am extremely disappointed. When this movie was out, I watched it until I had the words memorized, and laughed hysterically each and every time! It's a movie I would LOVE to once again watch over and over, and also introduce to my grown children, and their children. In times like what we're going through in the world today, we need more family-oriented and hysterically funny comedies that we can all sit down together and laugh until we cry! The fact that it's a western comedy, makes it even more original and funny.

I totally agree with another reviewer, to not have this on DVD is a shame for so many people who have never seen this hilarious movie! And to those who haven't seen it, you have no idea what you're missing! Believe all these good ratings.... it's well worth the purchase! If we can just get it on DVD!!

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